Ginger Persons?

Written by on December 1, 2018

A tweet about cookies has sent conservative Twitter into a full melt-down.

Mid November in a since-deleted tweet, Demii-Leigh Heffron tweeted an image of cookies called “ginger persons” instead of “gingerbread men.” They were being sold at Thomas the Baker in England.

Now, most people would probably not even notice the name, but fragile conservatives are easily triggered. She took a picture and tweeted it with “It’s happening. Stop the earth I want to get off.”

This led to a meltdown on Twitter. People assumed A) that the baker renamed the cookies this year or very recently, B) that the baker was trying to be gender-neutral, and C) that the gender neutrality will somehow hurt them, even though the vast majority of cookies have gender-neutral names.

In other words, Thomas the Baker violated rightwing political correctness by calling the cookies “ginger persons.”

Here are just a few of the tweets complaining about the cookies’ name.

Courtney Hodgson
Gingerbread men being changed to Ginger ‘persons’ 😭😂 people need to get a grip, most ridiculous thing I’ve seen ahahaha

Today FM
A bakery in the UK has renamed ‘Gingerbread Men’ to ‘Gingerbread Persons’ 🙄😑@MuireannO_C thinks this “degenderfication” has gone too far#MuireannInAction

Andrew Pierce
On @GMB with @CharlotteHawkns @benshephard @Kevin_Maguire on emasculation of gingerbread men. theyre now gingerbread persons. Ridiculous

Martin Daubney
It’s 2018, so of course #Halloween gingerbread men are now “ginger persons” 😩😩 #ThisTakesTheBiscuit

Penny Rimmington
From a Yorkshire bakery too…….always thought my fellow Yorkshire folk had common sense. Politically correct rubbish 😡

Tony Cox
Can’t see me buying ‘ginger bread PC persons’ some how! Infact, in true hysterical, PC, leftwing, zealous fashion I reckon we should boycott any shop not selling #gingerbreadmen. #savegingerbreadmenfromemasculation

The only problem with their theory? The cookies got their name in 1983, according to Thomas the Baker, who didn’t seem to even know why they were called that.

Thomas the Baker
Sorry to disappoint you all – they have been Ginger Persons since 1983! It was chosen by one of our Managers in York and the name stuck. We did get a complaint from trading standards in the ’80s that we were discriminating against ginger haired people – seriously!! …

Conservatives accuse the left of viewing the world through a hyper-politicized lens, assuming that everyone has bad intentions, and getting bent out of shape over trivial slights.

But with the right, it’s always projection.

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